The E36 Shift Pattern

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10/21/2013 at 16:47 • Filed to: e36

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Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 16:48

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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious, my friend. I mean enemy. Frienemy?


Kinja'd!!! POD > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 16:48

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It's the car's way of telling you it wants to keep the revs up.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > POD
10/21/2013 at 16:50

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Until you want to cruise at highway speed.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 16:51

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You will hit this


Kinja'd!!! POD > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 16:53

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Well there is that...


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 16:54

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or its leaning to 5 already if cold out lol :]


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 16:54

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Every time. And I even have the M3 shifter.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 16:55

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The Saab C900 shift pattern

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ddavidn
10/21/2013 at 16:57

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and we'll just shift into fitMOTHERFUCKERthird fourth and fith.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Nibbles
10/21/2013 at 17:01

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this man knows whats up


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 17:01

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E36 Fifth gear OG lean


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Z_Stig
10/21/2013 at 17:02

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My passengers just love the elbow to the ribs.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 17:10

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I have had 2 E36s over the past 4 years and even though this isn't true, it's still kinda funny


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 17:16

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I fixed mine.

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Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 17:54

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The E36, where despite its perfectly comfortable interior getting up to highway speed may involve man-touching. Or just accidentally punching your passenger in the thigh. I've been there.

The manual in my E34 525i was just like this too.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/21/2013 at 17:57

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Did both have the M3 shifters? It's a lot less true with those, but I still feel it.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RPM esq.
10/21/2013 at 17:59

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Or an elbow to the ribs.


Kinja'd!!! isocuda > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 18:12

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Hahahaha, so true


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 19:05

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Female passenger: Why are you reaching for my knee?

Me: I'm just shifting to 5th.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2013 at 19:15

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I can't remember what new car it was but another car is like this. I think it was the Abarth.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ddavidn
10/21/2013 at 19:33

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I've had stock M3 shifter on my M3 and them a Z3 M shifter on it with a stock knob, and then Z3 M shifter with a ZHP knob and also Z3 M shifter with a Steve Jaffster knob

on the other M3, I have a UUC short shifter with a stock knob that I switch out with my Jaffster knob when I do track events.. I've tried that shifter with a ZHP knob and it's assininely worthless in terms of effort and feel

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Z_Stig
10/21/2013 at 21:47

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Yeah, I tend to flat hand the shifter in those situations. And yes, I have large hands, or as one of my old bosses described them, "Big ol' man hands."


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/22/2013 at 00:31

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Since we're already talking about it... which is your favorite? Should I bother changing out my stock M3 shifter?


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ddavidn
10/22/2013 at 00:39

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I don't have a favorite.

yes, replace it


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/22/2013 at 00:44

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But... with what? I mean, it's one of those real far off dream goals, but... if we're pretending that I'll ever make it to a track. Which one?


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ddavidn
10/22/2013 at 12:27

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Z3M lever with a ZHP knob


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/22/2013 at 12:42

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I'll put it on the dream list.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ddavidn
10/22/2013 at 15:03

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I have a Z3m lever sitting at home... U want it?


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/22/2013 at 15:19

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O RLY. How much?


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ddavidn
10/22/2013 at 19:47

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make it $35 shipped... includes the shift lever (bmw part number 25 11 7 527 254), the cbearing cup in which the ball of the shifter sits and a new shift fork (25 11 1 221 864)

lemme know... I got paypal


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/22/2013 at 20:47

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This seems like the deal of the century. Let me rob a convenience store, and shoot me an e-mail at my username at gmail dot com.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ddavidn
10/22/2013 at 22:44

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you can haz email